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Aki’s Top Ten rules

December 23rd, 2007 · 1 Comment

to survive camping with Nigel and Willa

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1. Go to civilization at least once per 4 days.
2. Stay away from snakes, spiders, monitors, etc, etc.
3. Avoid contact with Nigel.
4. Don’t go swimming by yourself.
5. Make a daily entry in Book Of Stick (to keep from going insane).
6. Bring good book.
7. Wear hat at all times.
8. Check for ticks daily.
9. Engage in social activities.
10. DON’T DIE

N.B. All rules apply to everything, but Rule 3 (see 3.) overrides all other rules.

PS The illustrated Book of Stick will be published in the side bar in the New Year.

PPS See close proximity in action at the Middle Beach Sand Sculpture Competition

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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 glasscentralcanberra // Dec 30, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    hey Aki

    I love your rules – can’t follow them though. Don’t want to avoid Nigel!!! See ya for oysters in a coupla days….

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